sadly, hopefully doth butter no parsnips.
  • the-nerd-beast:

    catgirlsheoldred:

    flawlessglamazon:

    tentacleheadcold:

    end0skeletal:

    This helpful stingray offered itself up as a tent for a diver who decided to have a lie down on the seabed at Grand Cayman. (x)

    Blankie

    Sea blankie

    mutuals do this

    wet hug

    (via ifyoutookyourtimetonoticeme)

  • oxfordcommaforever:

    In his autobiography, he talks about how he swears a lot and it always throws people off.

    Reasons to miss him more.

    (via teenscoolest)

  • ms-demeanor:

    amemait:

    changan-moon:

    How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard. 

    cr: 承启 建水紫陶

    that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

    I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

  • highestnut:

    It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was

    (via multiplefandomsyndrom)

  • overlord-puffin:

    officialmacgyver2-deactivated20:

    jadehansen:

    hahahahahaha

    As funny as this is some teenagers actually did this shit one day. They were bicycling around the neighborhood and got an alert. Looked up, saw a car fitting the description. Mother fucking kids BOOKED it after the car on their bikes like Lance Armstrong on steroids. The kidnapper freaked out and ditched the vehicle and the kids rescued the baby. Best part was the kid they interviewed was wearing a Batman t-shirt and he was like “Well, Sir….This is my neighborhood.”

    Not all heroes can fly; sometimes they ride bikes.

    (via teenscoolest)

  • bears-official:

    gigi-tastic:

    typhoidmeri:

    why-animals-do-the-thing:

    n-a-blue-box:

    11213372:

    docwithtardisfez:

    wildlifewednesdays:

    A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

    I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

    image

    THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

    UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

    We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

    One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

    Omgggg the sounds.

    Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

    WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

    (via beyoncescock)

  • keirabisexual:

    Le Printemps, 1896. Eugene Bidau

    (via beyoncescock)

  • mikesamess:

    This is me all day everyday

    (via teenscoolest)

  • seahugger:

    ukrainianbimbo:

    kristina100000:

    we didn’t evacuate the dancefloor and look what the fuck happened…

    image

    cause everytime we touch we spread the virus and everytime we kiss I swear I might die

    (via ifyoutookyourtimetonoticeme)

  • frailuta:

    I think somethings wrong with me. I make friends, then suddenly I cant bear to be with any of them. Seems like that other me, the cheerful and honest one, went away somewhere.


    Kikis Delivery Service 便

    (via angst-in-space)